Mysteries

Why did my alarm go off at the default setting of midnight rather than the usual 5 am?

Why did I wake up with a splinter or something else equally painful in the tip of my index finger?

As Dino pouted this afternoon, "Why is it when we finish one thing it's always time for something else?!"

Why did Sunshine think the lyrics to the Lambchops theme song were the following:

This is the song that never ends,
Oh it goes on and on my friends.
Some people died in their sleep not knowing what it was . . .